60 pounds
Of coffee grounds.

Almost a good start for a Dr. Seuss book.

I’m pretty sure that nobody cares about some yahoo in Michigan picking up free used coffee grounds for his compost pile. But the thing is, there’s a small possibility that someone is just waking up on a Saturday, clicking through blogs with his morning coffee, and there’s a new opening for a Dr. Seuss book or something. Isn’t Dr. Seuss dead?

Another sentence or two and he’s reading about free coffee grounds and free shredded leaves converting themselves into free groceries. It’s morning; coffee’s just kicking in. Isn’t it possible that even though he immediately forgets about the dork who thinks people want to hear about his free garbage, something sparks for a guy who ends up getting his own

60 pounds
Of coffee grounds

And has the best garden ever?

I was thinking about this…